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Siren Season

by Aggressive Perfectors

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1.
Let me tell you sonny-- let me set you straight You kids today ain't never had it rough Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90° below We had to walk butt naked through 40 miles of snow Worked in the coal mine 22 hours a day for just half a cent Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent Let me tell you something, you whiney little snot There's something wrong with all you kids today You just don't appreciate all the things you've got We were hungry broke and miserable, and we liked it fine that way Well there were 73 of us living in a cardboard box All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks And every night for dinner, we'd have a big old chunk of dirt If we were really good, we didn't get dessert Didn't have no telephone, didn't have no fax machine: All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad: Our neighbors' septic tank was the closest thing we had Didn't have no dental floss: had to use old rusty nails Didn't have that XBox: we just poured salt on snails Didn't have no waterbed: had to sleep on broken glass Didn't have no lawnmower: we used our teeth to cut the grass What's that you say, sonny? You say you don't believe this junk? You think my story's wearing kind of thin I'll tell you this: I never was such a disrespectful punk Back In my time, we had a thing called discipline Daddy'd whoop us every night 'til a quarter after twelve Then he'd get too tired, and he'd make us whoop ourselves Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain And let me tell you, junior: it weren't no fucking game
2.
The sidewinder's stealthy, though his tracks lead you his way He's probably met some scorpions with some words to say: "My venom's slain the Sultan's son-- how's that make you feel?" But when we catch up to them, know... That stinger's just a meal Forked tongue: smell the sweat and taste the blood Of those whose path bears his shadow Open eyes: unblinking while the stream and the struggle dissolve in his clamp on the battle The anaconda's under where all others want for air Lofty though submerged in his encompassing snare A jolly school of otters brave the waters by the pair When those otters met their slaughter... None had told them to beware The boa graces swiftly o'r the path under the trees Relishing the scent: his running prey bleeds at the knees Then coils bind the tripping wreck as cry gives yield to wheeze And muscles strum a scaley gag... While all the while it pleads: "Help my fight: that I may see the sunrise at a resting heartrate! Block this hemorrhage: let my voice be joyful on another midnight! Seize my pursuers: let the glowing day make claim that I am upright! Draw the breath back... Of those whose path bears his shadow."
3.
I think about the ways that I want to make you feel On any given day, or what you think is real I hope if I meet you that I make you smile Or that someone will treat you with happiness meanwhile You talk about the things that you do when you're alone When you're telephone rings or a friend comes to your home I know that you may see me and I might know you're there But we can share our feelings as we do things everywhere
4.
I woke up this morning, put my contacts in Saw me a zombie in the laudry bin I rubbed my eyes good, made sure which house I was in No zombie jumped upon me-- let the day begin I said, "Lord alert me when there's something here to hurt me" I pushed the button on my toaster oven Out popped a green lady, Straight Outta Coven I screamed out for my mother's love and Dug up the label from last night's stuffing I got that Monster Vision You think this is some superstition I see them everywhere I see and they're looking at me Got that Monster Vision I hopped on my bike to make the ride to my car And I'm dodging the mummy 'bout halfway to the bar I got back my keys and I smoked me some tar Said, "Moe, watch out, 'cause they know where we are" Stroll into work for my check and stub Swamp Thing creature got me in a bear hug I yell, "Please help me!" do a guy I always snub And he simply smiles and says, "Have a good vacation, bub" I got that Monster Vision I got that geeky, ghouly beach party vision Freaky fun is my new mission Got that Monster Vision
5.
Tell Me Now 03:24
My friends say I should take a little rest But I'm thinking about you and I can't help it 'Cause you were all my summer dreams-- crazy little dreams I guess I've never felt like this before No, I've never been this crazy about someone Tell me now: where are my summer dreams? I guess they fade away with all the things I say I know that I can't help it I'm driving all the way down to the keys Maybe find Key West, or just a place to hide ...There's no way to explain the feelings that remain ...There's no way to explain with all the things I say ...I guess they fade away, the feelings that remain They were just summer dreams

credits

released November 16, 2009

Aggressive Perfectors:
andre.W
Anthony D'Andrea
Ray Carroll

with:
Paul Snyder

recorded at:
Kriya Studio (drums only), & A9 Studio sep2007-may2008

produced by: andre.W

studio photos by andre.W; live photos by Anaii Lee-Ender

all songs published 2009 by candyhammer music (ASCAP)

www.candyhammer.com youtube.com/aggrperf

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